It's not a comeback unless you're Britney Spears

If you missed last week's show, we are happy for you. Most of it, with the exception of JJ's lovely sports report, was a mess. Partly because I screwed up everything tech0related and partly because my entertainment report was completely unprepared.

BUT... we're back this week on Monday, Nov. 30th. (I will redeem myself, I promise.) This show will be great because we are both feeling wonderfully rejuvenated after a week of no work and no school. (We both work on campus, so we got the whole week off. Yay!)

Stay tuned this week for our REAL comeback show.

Monday, Nov. 30 6:30pm PST http://www.titanradio.org

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Thanks for listening,
CK

Monday 10/26 Show

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-CK

So, a guy walks into a cybersex orgy...

Earlier this evening, Christa and I discussed the not-as-recent-as-previously-thought internet shenanigans of writer/director/Bear Jew Eli Roth. Basically, the story goes: Eli Roth was Twittering, somebody made a joke about blueberries, and things got a little freaky from there. I won't go into the details, I'll let you seek those on your own, but I will say this: I'm disappointed I didn't find Bear Crazy Sex Jew on Twitter until after this thing went down. I love you Eli.

To see commentary, Eli's statement, and a jizz tissue, click here.

Oh, but don't bother checking his official Twitter for dirty tweets (dweets?), they've long since been deleted. Er, at least that's what I've been told.

Anyway, on to the bad news.

On tonight's show, I expressed my unbridled giddy-ness about the NBA season officially kicking off Tuesday night. The marquee matchup takes place at 7:30pm Pacific time, when the NBA champion lakers* begin their title defense against my revamped Los Angeles Clippers squad. Folks, I have some sad news. Not just for Clippers fans, but for fans of basketball in general and all citizens of the earth.

The number one pick in this year's NBA draft, former college player of the year at Oklahoma, and current Clippers forward Blake "Muthafuckin" Griffin suffered a stress fracture to his left patella and will miss the next month and a half of the season.

The season starts tomorrow. This was diagnosed tonight. Awh, Lawd.

Was Blake Griffin doomed the moment David Stern called his name and put a Clippers cap on his head at the NBA Draft this June? Probably. Is this God's way of telling me that I was a terrible person in a past life and He has made me into a Clippers fan as a way to torture me for a lifetime? I'm beginning to think so.

I'm devastated, so I think I'm gonna go cry now. And study for a midterm. But mostly cry...and then think of Eli Roth's blueberries, and then cheer up a bit. You understand.

-JJ

* Since I was a small child I have refused to capitalize the name of this team, and until I get paid for writing about them, it will remain this way.

Two Doses of Badass-ness

On Monday, I spoke briefly about the preseason matchup between the Clippers and the Lakers. I know for a lot of folks, preseason basketball isn't the most interesting thing, but that's why you have me! I'll let you know if you missed anything, and chances are, you did. Clippers rookie and number 1 draft pick Blake Griffin made a poster out of Lakers center DJ Mbenga, and far be it from me to deny anybody the pleasure of that sight. All I'm saying is...damn. DJ Mbenga's face, meet Blake Griffin's balls. Or, as sports reporter Michael Eaves more delicately put it: "If dunking on an NBA player were a felony, Blake Griffin would get a life sentence for what he did to DJ Mbenga!" Keep those words in mind, and enjoy.



And also:

I just thought you all would enjoy that. I sure have.
-JJ

OUR 5th SHOW!!

WOW I had to download some program from Europe to get this thing running. Anything for our listeners. :) Here is our 5th show... thanks for listening!!
-CK

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This last clip is the very end of our friend Josh's show. Check it out!

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UPDATE on Monday's Story: Pepsi apologizes!

WOW! What do you think? I'd say this was a good move by the Pepsi PR department. Bravo, Pepsi!



Click here for the story by the Wall Street Journal.

Show #4!!!

Hey Titans!
Check out that fancy graph... that's all of you who tuned into 2 Girls 1 Mic tonight! We had 20 listeners! Wow!! We're movin' on up, and it's all thanks to YOU! Tonight's show was a lot of fun. Listen here :)

We apologize for the glitch in the podcast during the sports report, someone used the computer we were recording on in the middle of our show. :(

Also, if you haven't heard Michael Jackson's newly released single "This Is It," check it out below. It's a very moving song...




Pretty amazing. RIP MJ!



As mentioned in the entertainment report, Miley Cyrus has deleted her Twitter. As if that didn't give her enough publicity, she had to make a rap about it too.



It hurts my ears...

Lastly, our song of the week was Paper Poison by our very own Titan, Kacie Yoshida. She's so talented! Check out her music here.






Thanks for listening, everyone! We really appreciate your support.
Until next time,
CK